Ok kids. Bagina breakdown time.Hanging out with the kink guys for a week made something painfully clear. Tony Hamlin is a sick bastard. Off the bike, and obviously on.
Here is a recipe for a surrogate vagina. Care of Tony.
Take a large banana. Cut the very end off it at full diameter. Scoop or squeeze out the banana meat. Dont waste it, eat that shit. Bananas are one of natures super foods. Put the bagina skin in the microwave for 3-5 seconds. Any longer and you risk some painful burns in delicate places. Take it out of the micro wave. Check temp inside the bagina. Repeat if needed.
You now have a finished BAGINA. The rest is up to you!
im going to stick with my fee fee
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